We bitter name this thing
So now we need some consensus around a name for our bitter so we can crank a label out. Here are the forerunners:
Grandpappy
The Colonel’s Bitter/Lt. Bitter/etc.
Malty Dick
Bitter Old Maid
Anyone care to weigh in? Please do so via the survey on the right side of the page.


Why don’t you call it “Bitter Batter” with a picture of a cricket stick?
I can’t believe no one likes “Bitter Know a District”, obviously not any Colbert fans in the house…
Don’t worry, we’re Colbert fans. I don’t think it made it through the screener because it wasn’t tightly connected to a “character” like a pirate. The closest would be a politician, but who wants to drink a political beer?
Understandable, I sort of envisioned a stereotypical politician in my head, perhaps with whatever your local district of choosing may be.
It’s certainly not timeless, like clowns and pirate-ninjas.
As brewmaster, I hereby veto Malty Dick. I think it might make me sick.
What about Maltpappy?