1, 2, 3, 4… I declare a beer war
Travis over at CNYBrew.com talks a big game. He’s posted fake pictures of us, insinuating that we’re country bumpkins because we live South of the Mason-Dixon. He’s even gone so far as to Photoshop our logo onto less than desirable images (we’re dealing with his legal department as we speak). Fortunately, Travis’s game is just that: game.
In our playful banter, we’ve come to realize that he’s pretty much a one-trick-pony. “The South sucks.” Not true, sir Travis. Not true at all. But since you’ve been so persistent in articulating your ill-formed views, we must respond. And we shall do so in true MNB fashion: by publicly humiliating you.
If you’re ready to back up your libel, come forth and claim your prize. We formally declare war on Travis and CNYBrew.com.
For as Rowdy Roddy Piper says in John Carpenter’s They Live:
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
You fellas better watch where you are pointing that RRP quote, you might hurt somebody…it’s on!
As a blogger from a region that prides itself on being wishy-washy and non-commital, I’m happy to offer my services as a judge in any tasting competitions you may dream up.
oh, and I’ve seen Rowdy Roddy Piper do stand up comedy here in Portland.