Kid Rock has a new beer. Is there room for Bryan Adams up there?
Lew Bryson posted a great little article about Kid Rock’s new beer. Wait, what? Yes, Kid Rock, the king of class, now has his own beer brand, which has been billed as a “premium domestic beer.” From Bryson’s analysis (his analysis in parentheses):
Kenny said, “Drinks will come to market rapidly with Kid Rock’s beer. We are in the process of interviewing breweries now (So, Mister…Brewery, where do you see yourself with Kid Rock’s Beer in five years?) and working with Kid Rock to make sure that every aspect of the beer and the marketing support is as exciting as everything else Kid Rock does (Everything? Got any video of him sorting his socks?). We think that by very early spring we will have a compelling product and that consumers will love the look, taste, and branding that Kid Rock creates (wait, he’s creating the taste, too? How is it with grits sandwiches?).
So this is great news. For Bryan Adams. If Kid Rock can do this without a brewery, Bryan Adams can do this WITH a brewery. Granted, we’re not a “brewery” in the sense that we “make and sell beer,” but we will be one day soon. And I would like to formally invite our patron saint, Bryan Adams, to contact us if he is interested in brewing his own beer.
We are now accepting names for the Bryan Adams brew.
Kid Rock and “premium beer” in the same sentence? What a fracken joke.
I thought that’s what Red, White & Blue beer was for.
Summer of 69 Ale; so let it be written, so let it be done.
Tubbs,
You’re dating yourself when you remember Summer of ’69…a great song btw.
Kid Rock premium? Really?!?.. I think we have that already, it’s called PBR.
18 ’til I Die Summer Ale
Black Pearl Stout (could be used for Pirate day too!)
Heaven Wheat
Cuts Like a Knife IPA
Summer of ’69 Seasonal
How can they possibly sell an alcoholic beverage with “Kid” in the title?
Have you ever really loved a tripple
I thought Summer of 69 was sung by Bowling for Soup?
:) j/k