Why Jeff is CEO
Yesterday I nicely asked Jeff for our IPA recipe. He responded in a snide and unhelpful manner, saying:
“Do you have the most recent one we did? Just use that one.”
And I thought… Uh oh. This guy is starting to take his CEO position to heart. To-the-point. Showing no regard for other employee’s time. All the symptoms are there. So I thought it would be a good idea to put him in his place. Turn the screws a little bit. I responded:
“Typical CEO move.”
I was mistaken in making the above assumptions, however. Jeff took the time to write back, with the note:
“The attached file should provide some clarity to this discussion.”
This was the entirety of the attached file:

And that is why it was a great decision to make Jeff the CEO of Monday Night Brewery.





Nice.
hahaha
Awesome.