Brewing canceled, Jeff sheds single tear

Due to circumstances beyond the comprehension of the human brain, we are going to have to cancel brewing tonight. We thought about canceling Monday night itself, but that seemed a little excessive. Instead of awkwardly showing up at Jeff and Hannah’s house and ruining a romantic dinner, we suggest you pop on in at Hop City, buy some craft beer and ask for the “Monday Night Brewing” discount as you’re checking out. It works, we swear.

Sorry, I’m going to have to cut this post short. Jeff won’t stop crying in the background. JEFF. STOP CRYING. OMG BRB.