Brewing is canceled tonight, but on the plus side…
The bad news? We’re going to have to cancel brewing tonight. Joel is currently in his second-favorite state, yada yada yada, it’s just not going to happen.
The good news? Jeff Heck is 29 years old as of yesterday. Happy birthday, CEO Guy. We love you even though you are incapable of starting a mash. I’ve got some bad news for you though… turning 29 doesn’t mean you will stop getting carded for looking like a little boy. May I suggest a horse hair beard? Or even a nice blazer?

Sorry guys, hopefully we’ll be back on track next week!


Don’t worry Jeff, I’m 31 and I still get carded with a skeptical look……
Is that smoke from the stogie or steam from the brew pot?
Neither. Jeff is a vampire and the sun was starting to rise, so he was burning. That’s also why he looks so crazy.