No brewing tonight
In lieu of brewing, I leave you with a joke.
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer,” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge.”
And that, folks, is how it’s done.
To that Neutron says “are you positive?” and bartender says, Nah, thats ol’ Proton over yonder.
In my fridge right now: a bottle of albarino, one of red burgundy, and several of Bell?s Oberon and Dogfish Head beers. No reports of a food fight.