Cases of expired beer stolen from landfill
According to an AP article:
Two Columbia [Missouri] sanitation workers who apparently couldn’t stand by and let beer go down the drain allegedly took dozens of cases of expired brew from the city landfill. Police and city supervisors are trying to determine if the salvage was a crime ? theft of city property ? or just a policy violation.
The beer in question included about 700 cases of Budweiser and Michelob Ultra. The good stuff. I can’t imagine what expired Michelob Ultra tastes like. Any guesses?
Bath water.
watered down dog vomit with rat poison, cat piss, orange juice and floor wax mixed in. Yum!
Couldn’t be much worse than it tastes when fresh…
Hot flat beer that tasted like dishwater to start with? Yum.
That’s where I usually go to get my Mich Ultra. What’s the big deal?
I’m sure if the Mich Ultras were cellared properly, the overpowering corn flavors would mellow and allow the rice notes to shine through. :P
Couldn’t be much worse than it tastes when fresh…