Sweet little baby Oliver born yesterday, and already threatens Joel’s job security
Well folks, it happened. Joel had a baby. Or more accurately, Joel’s wife had a baby. Oliver was born yesterday, a 6 lb 15 oz bundle of safe and adorable. In Oliver’s short 32 hours on this earth, he has already demonstrated a surprising ability to adhere to operating procedures, coordinate deliveries, and manage multiple relationships. Is Joel on the hot seat? Yes. Oliver will likely have his spot on the Monday Night launch team in 3 months.
So congratulate Joel and Mary Stuart quickly, before Oliver spurns his father and takes his equity in an upstart brewery for his own.
Update from Joel
According to Joel, Oliver:
“Prefers the yellow MNB shirt, wishes it was available in newborn sizes, and thinks weekends are definitely overrated (he hasn’t actually been around for a weekend yet but his first 32 hours of weekday have been AMAZING!”
Great new, congratulations!
Great news, also.