Worst birthday ever (no brewing)
Happy birthday, Jeff! In honor of your super special 30th birthday, we vow to NOT brew tonight.
Have fun binging on cake and thinking about how awesome it will be when we brew again. I hope you enjoy your Bud Light cake. It looks like it’s oozing radioactive pus.
hmmm… Bud = radioactive pus? There are a lot of similarities there.