Finally. A plastic mustache for my beer bottle.
Beerstache, your time is now. Our “friend” Peter sent us a link to this amazing product. And they’re only $2 apiece! If only they were made of real hair, and not plastic. Guaranteed to make any beer more creepy and/or more hipster.
Sidenote: It’s Movember.
Wow, just think if they had a bushy, brown mustache to fit the top of a PBR tallboy. I *think* that would be a post-post-ironic hipster poseur product. Or something like that.
You should get one made that looks like the beer bottle is wearing a striped tie.
The colored beerstaches are just silly looking, but black is quite striking.
That is friggin’ hysterical. I think every bar should served bottled beer that way!