Buy stuff from us on the internet

Astute readers will notice a small change to our navigation bar. Something we have titled “Store.” If you click on it, you’ll see this:

And in this store is where you will be able to purchase pretty much the most Monday-riffic t-shirts and pint glasses at ridiculously low prices. $10 for the highest quality American Apparel t-shirts we could find, and $12 for a set of 4 glasses. Suggestion: Christmas presents. All of them. Order soon, because Joel is in charge of shipping.