Updated newsflash: We do NOT rule

I think we spoke too soon. While piddling around on the blog a few nights ago, I somehow managed to crap all over it. Literally. The site has been down for 2-3 days. Thanks to some fancy footwork from Moshu and the WordPress support forums, it appears that we’ve finally got it back up and running. If you experience other problems, please let us know.

I’m a dumbass.

A blogging experiment…

We’re pretty innovative. You know that. And you’ve come to expect nothing less than perfection from our blog. Which is why we’re trying this new thing (for us, at least) from PhotoCrank. In theory, you should be able to click on any picture we post and add your own caption and/or read other people’s captions. Practice on the picture above.

If you don’t like this feature, let us know and we will ELIMINATE IT PERMANENTLY. Travis, tread lightly.

Truth be told, I don’t know if Travis has the technological know-how to figure this one out… we’ll see.

Monday Night pwns Google

For those unfamiliar with the phrase “pwn,” you can find an accurate definition here. Add it to your lexicon. I’ve found that, as a male who has recently adopted the phrase, I have become instantly desirable to the ladies.

So why does Monday Night pwn Google so hard? Take a gander:

Yes, that’s right. Type in “monday night” to any reputable Google search engine and we show up on the FIRST PAGE. It literally HURTS to be this popular.

Dropping some knowledge on you

Have you ever wondered what beers we have in the works? What’s fermenting, aging, being consumed? Well, I know I have. And now we’ve got a “Currently On Tap” sidebar feature to bring you the goods!

Thanks to a selfless comment from West, (a true fan of our work) you can now be informed about our current beer situation at any given moment. Some of you will most likely use this feature to decide whether or not you will come on any given Monday. Fine with us. We’re not bitter. No, seriously. Do what you like.