The good news? Jeff Heck is 29 years old as of yesterday. Happy birthday, CEO Guy. We love you even though you are incapable of starting a mash. I’ve got some bad news for you though… turning 29 doesn’t mean you will stop getting carded for looking like a little boy. May I suggest a horse hair beard? Or even a nice blazer?
Sorry guys, hopefully we’ll be back on track next week!