Shattered glass. Precarious halfway-closed garage door. The ridicule of his peers. These are the things Jeff had to deal with after breaking his garage door beyond his technical abilities while trying to fix his garage door. Ironic? Yes. But still a little sad, in a pitiful sort of way.
Nonetheless, Jeff kept a clear head, knowing that we couldn’t brew tonight unless the garage door was, in fact, not deadly. He called in an expert in garage doors. And this garage door savant should have the door working by brewing this evening. Crisis averted.
Just a warning though: forecast for tonight is 90% chance of wetness. And wetness is the essence of moisture. We’ll be brewing regardless, but we can’t guarantee your own dryness if you come. What are we brewing? IPA, with a slightly lower IBU count and a slightly higher ratio of Crystal malt. What’s on tap? I have no idea.