Finally. A plastic mustache for my beer bottle.


beerstacheBeerstache, your time is now. Our “friend” Peter sent us a link to this amazing product. And they’re only $2 apiece! If only they were made of real hair, and not plastic. Guaranteed to make any beer more creepy and/or more hipster.

Sidenote: It’s Movember.

4 thoughts on “Finally. A plastic mustache for my beer bottle.

  1. Wow, just think if they had a bushy, brown mustache to fit the top of a PBR tallboy. I *think* that would be a post-post-ironic hipster poseur product. Or something like that.

    You should get one made that looks like the beer bottle is wearing a striped tie.

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