One thought on “It is easier to dress like a pirate than a Scotsman

  1. A pirate walks into a bar wearing an eye patch, a peg leg, a hook for a hand, a parrot on his shoulder and the steering wheel of a ship on his belt buckle. the bartender sees him and says, “hey pal, why do you got the ships wheel on your belt like that?” the pirate looks over and says “Arrgh! it drives me nuts!”

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