You: “But I don’t know what to do with this information!”
Us: “It’s pretty simple. Come brew with us.”
You: “But I only like crappy beer.”
Us: [pause] “Never mind.”
We’ll be brewing up another batch of our Eye Patch Ale this week, with some slight variations to the flavoring hops. Jeff has also decried that we must boil all of our tubing tonight. And I know you don’t want to miss out on that! 8pm. See you there.