5 ulcers have been effectively sponsored, only 3 more to go. Actually, 2 more. I present to you Mustache #6:
6) Walter’s Beachstache
Walter sent in this photo of what appears to be slightly moldy peach fuzz. Gross, but it’ll do. Thank you sir.
And I’ve also received word from Beerbuddha that there may be a fu manchu coming my way soon. I’m just waiting on photographic evidence. Which would mean… we’re only one mustache shy of a completely healed digestive system. Come on, people, RALLY! I can’t drink any beer until these things are gone. It’s torture.
Uggh. I just looked back up at Walter’s Beachstache and got the heeby-jeebies. I hope I never have to see it in person.