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MNB gets a new stalker


Well, well, well. Now we know what Britney Spears feels like. Because it’s only when you’re truly popular that you get the weirdest of all stalkers.

Yesterday I was alerted to the fact that there is now a @FakeMondayNight on Twitter. Whoever is behind the account not only took our Twitter background and icon, but he/she also took my NAME. Not cool. Thus far they’ve only tweeted relatively tame things. But who knows when they’ll turn. Here’s an example:


So here’s what we’ve got on them:

  • They know beer. (Who else would talk about a Sinebryoff Porter?)
  • It’s not Joel. He’s not smart enough.
  • It’s not Jeff. He doesn’t know how to use the internet.
  • It might be Travis. Oooooh, Travis.

First person to leave the comment, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” gets a kick in the pants. Because I’m officially re-writing the phrase: “Imitation is the sincerest form of oh HELLLL no.”

Come forward, @FakeMondayNight. Let’s talk this out. If you have any information leading to the unveiling of this imposter, please let us know. Free beer and a pint glass goes to the informant.

11 thoughts on “MNB gets a new stalker

  1. I wish it were me. Then again, the account would be far more active and include many more insults and mockery.

    And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And you can’t kick me because I’m the second one to make the comment.

  2. I’m impressed that the dude has gone through and followed almost everyone you follow.

    This dude knows you well though, probably not just from the blog. I mean “If I were a planet, I’d be the sun… REVOLVE BITCHES!” that sounds like someone who knows the depths of Jonathan’s soul.

    This person also knows that you read really thick books, I wonder if this person also knows that you talk about the thick books you read to impress ladies. I could not count the number of times I’ve heard Jonathan go ON AND ON about John Steinbeck to some lady.

  3. Yeah, one of the dangers of “radical transparency” when you tweet for an entity but use your real name/contact info on your profile is that people will contact.

    Puts the “social” in social media for sure.

  4. Frankly, I’m unimpressed with his performance lately. Don’t start a mockery account and then go idle. Be aggressive. I hereby petition that I should take the account over.

    Then again, I’ve been underwhelmed with Jonathan’s Twitter activity over this little brewing break they’ve been taking.

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