Well, folks. Peanut Butter Lady Time, our version of Ladies’ Night, was a huge success. A larger success than your mom.
Speaking of your mom, we brewed a batch of our Blind Pirate Double IPA. This beer always goes quickly, and we’re already excited about tasting it. Jeff was burning the midnight oil at work last night (I don’t know why they don’t have electricity in Midtown yet), but fortunately Scott stepped up. In honor of Scott’s contributions last night, I put forth the following haiku:
The wood was too wet.
They said it couldn’t be lit.
Scott said, “Gasoline.”
Scott also gave some tours, such as the one below. We have no way of verifying that he knew what he was talking about.