In a move that is both precedented (which apparently is not a word) and expected, we will NOT be brewing tonight. Little 7lb, 1 oz baby Teddy still hasn’t learned how to use the bathroom by himself, and it takes at least 2 of us to baby-sit him. It’s a messy job.
Don’t show up at Jeff’s tonight. You might get some of Teddy’s dribblings on you. Take that however you would like.