I just realized we officially have 666 blog posts, so I had to post another one to avoid flaming fireballs of death.
Next week we will be officially submitting our labels to the appropriate government authorities for approval. They will remain largely unchanged from the versions we have posted here and here, with one small exception. We took Seth’s advice and changed the phrase “KEEP REFRIGERATED” on the Eye Patch Ale to “KEEP REFRIG-ARRGH-ATED.”
For those of you who don’t know, Seth also named the Eye Patch Ale, for which we have obviously paid him generously. Seth now spends most of his time swimming in gold doubloons. Not unlike a pirate or Uncle Scrooge.
Aaand… blog post #667 complete! Apocalypse averted! Carry on.