Joel has requested that we not brew any beer tonight so he can live-tweet the finale of The Bachelor. We tried to tell him that The Bachelor was a little girly. But he was very convincing. This event only comes once, and Tenley is clearly the right choice for Jake. CLEARLY.
So for those of you are have been forced into watching The Bachelor tonight (and the few of you who are watching it willingly), may I suggest the following:
A drinking game.