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We came. We saw. We tasted.

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Thanks for coming out last night, it was great to get back together. Joel was in charge of taking a picture of last night. So he decided to take the opportunity to try out a weird photo filter on his phone. JOEL, THIS IS NOT “ON BRAND.” The Monday Night Brand Guidelines (v. 20.3) clearly state that all photos must be in full color, poorly shot, and grainy. This is both poorly shot and grainy, but NOT full color.

Double facepalm.

5 thoughts on “We came. We saw. We tasted.

  1. So how does one get an invite to such a gathering? been following for a lil while, now time to taste the stuff. thx.

  2. Roy, simply send us an email on our Contact page convincing us that you are not a creepy stalker, and we’d be glad to throw you a formal invite.

  3. Also, the Monday Night Brand Guidelines (v. 20.3), section C, state, and I quote, “if at all possible, women with shapely buttocks should be centered in the frame of all promotional photos”.

    It appears the women in the center of the frame of this photo does have shapely buttocks, but due to requirements in section A of the aformentioned guidelines, i.e. graininess, and poorly shottyness, it is difficult to tell.

    Now if this was in full color, there would be no question.

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