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We say goodbye to the Swashchuckler IPA

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It is with a heavy heart that we retire the name “Swashchuckler.” We love the beer so much, but the name is just too hard to pronounce. Joel has trouble with “vowels,” but this has no bearing on the matter.

And so we open it up to you, dear readers, to provide us with a better name. We only ask that it remain pirate-themed, as pirates are the badass scourge of the high seas. Unfortunately Pegleg is already taken. In the 3 minutes of brainstorming we’ve conducted, our best idea is Plankwalker IPA. Swashbuckler is our fallback.

But surely you guys have something even better and more… pirately?

16 thoughts on “We say goodbye to the Swashchuckler IPA

  1. Bluebeard IPA
    Barbary Coast IPA

    And my favorite…
    Flying Dutchman IPA

    I’m an idea guy

  2. Scourge of the High Seas IPA
    High Seas IPA
    (Scurvy) Sea Dog IPA
    “Wench, bring me another …” IPA
    Eye Patch Ale IPA/Eye P A

  3. **Shiver Me Timbers IPA
    **I like Seth’s “Eye Patch Ale” IPA
    **Mutiny Plank IPA
    **Anything with the word “Booty” in it

  4. 1) Thars no ARRRRR, in IPA!
    2) Magellan IPA
    3) Union Jack IPA (britsh theme)
    4) Alibabba IPA
    5) Marauder’s IPA

  5. Hoppy Plank IPA … you could have a guy on the label “hopping” across a plank on the edge of a ship being poked by pirate swords…

  6. I say, The Flying Spaghetti Monster IPA

    For the following reasons:

    According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are “absolute divine beings” and the original Pastafarians. The argument that “global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s. The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.

    Don’t believe me google Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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