Does anyone have a spare $35K lying around? If so, have WE got an investment opportunity for YOU! A near-mint 1998 pirate ship limo.
Should you choose to purchase this fine automobile for us, we guarantee that we will put it to good use, peddling our Eye Patch Ale from here to Dead Man’s Bluff. Plus, we’ll let you drive it sometimes. $35K payment accepted in U.S. currency or gold doubloons.
Any takers? Please leave your credit card number in the comments.