A pirate’s life be hard to beat. Pillage till noon. Hardtack, bacon and a flagon o’ t’ Eye Patch Ale for lunch. Afternoon watch on calm seas. Orange to prevent t’ scurvieeees. A dip in t’ ocean wi’ scalawags and man-eating sharks. Pleasant eve wit t’ captain and a wench or two, and more Eye Patch Ale. Talk to me parrot, Sir Silly Legs, before bed. And do ‘t all agaaaain t’ next morn!
Whether ye be a landlubber or a swabber of poop decks, have a blessed Talk Like a Pirate Day!